Wednesday, August 29, 2012

The Blind Dog

  Once upon a time, I knew a dog. It was a silent dog. I never had heard it bark. Whenever I approached it, I saw it turn away, stretch out into the millenia behind it. It never barked at me. It never ever actually barked, y'know. It just turned its face away. A sign of utter rejection. A rejection to what was in front of it.

  One day I decided to finally talk with it. Make it bark out, "woof woof", or maybe even a yelp.

Me: Dog, why don't you talk?

Dog: Because no one ever talks to me.

Me: But why not you, why not you, who should be talked to?

Dog: I do not know, but I am blind. I know not a many things, just like this.

Me: You, are blind? But how can a dog be blind, it is the fairer version of man.

Dog: The fairer is the blinder, so the fairer can be fiera in life. And so it is blind. But me, I was just born blind, not by fate, but by accident.

Me: Dog, does that mean this world has not been seen by you yet?

Dog: Do you really need eyes to see, and sight to read?

Me: Yes, of course, how else could you have guided Yudhisthira in his voyage? How could you have distinguished between the Egyptians, and the Jews? How could you have guarded the gates to hell?

Dog: You must understand, I am but God in reverse gear. There can not be much difference, however long the vertical distance maybe among us.

Me: But then, how could you become a bomb, a leaf-out-life bomb, in the battlefields? How could you get high on cocaine, so you'd always sniff out a bit more of the acid below you? A discourse, a disgrace, or a digress?

Dog: It is not my doing, it is yours. Your kind, and what they make me do.  Their thoughtlessness, a good reason for my sightlessness. You ask too much, kid, you know that?

Me: I'm sorry, but Dog, tell me, do you not miss seeing the midnight madness of the moon? Do you not want to roam about the streets, your tail being the proud flag-bearer of the last free world? Do you not miss howling when the apocalyptic seperation anxiety strikes? Do you not want to hunt, with a twenty other warriors, just so you'd know, you have lived, for a day more?

Dog: One never really misses these. Such things, they are our private memory. They live in us forever. Not something we miss, not something we share, not that you'd understand anyway. Besides, I am a shy dog. Go now, I've answered enough for a day.

Me: Well then, that was weird. By the way, Dog, would you like a biscuit?

Dog: *bark happily*

And the tale waves on.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Anarchy For Dummies

Smash TV screens
One million pieces
Spread to the wind at dawn
Douse radio speakers in ice water
(snap crackle *POP*)
Firebomb roadside billboards
Torch cubicles, and a lamp
Shred a few shoes
Topple satellite dishes
Call in bomb threats
To foreign dreamshops
Abduct politics at gunpoint, then
Mail  it back to the fan clubs
In a thousand more pieces
Take out hits on Bollywood actors:
"Terminate with extreme prejudice"
Hook fashion models on heroin
(if they aren't already)
Reduce flashbulb icons
To street walking struts
In the dead of winter
Make it all into
a web based reality TV show
(we love watching
people suffer on-screen)
Shave the skulls of newscasters
At the hook of a torchblade
Assorted talking heads
Force them to read aloud
passages from the Anarcho-Gita
Liven up their shit eating grin
Plastered to their plastic kin
Scrap up the peddler to sing out 
Hedonism/apathy soundtracks
Flood grocery aisles, mall outlets
Stalled elevators, phone lines
Reception rooms, garage pits
Theater lobbies; bomb 
Public arenas
With soothing ambient loops
Of tonal cues
Positive affirmations aplenty, 
Instead restore reading room
To padlocked souls
Through intricate terrorist network 
Of merry fire-poppin' pranksters
('Turn that frown level down, infidel!')
Subvert entire mind control apparatus
Bring neon Leviathan crashing down
Their shiny bloody driveway
Don't let them in your head, don't let
Them in your head, don't
Let them in your -
*BOOM*